Posted on February 2, 2016

What Coffee Blend Describes Your Personality?


A wise guru once said, “Coffee is not a drink. It is a lifestyle.” And that guru was right. (Well, “the guru” is technically us, but whatever.) If you love coffee as much as we do, you probably spend your time deciding between what’s better: a Cosmonaut at Jupiter House or a cortado from West Oak? Choosing your ultimate coffee order is about as difficult as deciding who you’re going to vote for in the upcoming election. It’s a complicated decision based on a number of factors. What am I feeling today? Hot or iced? Black or room for cream? Latte or cappuccino? Hazelnut or vanilla? The possibilities are endless, but it all boils (or brews, LOL) down to the basics. The good news is that we’re here to clear it up for you. What kind of coffee actually fits your personality? It’s about as important as your star sign. It determines your fate. It determines your coffee order. Check out our theories below and draw your own conclusions:

Light Roast

Sweet and lively. Everyday, you wake up ready to take on whatever obstacle life throws at you. The golden nectar you drink is what gives you that pep-in-your-step. You find bliss in giving random acts of kindness— even the smallest of things can brighten someones day. Living an optimistic lifestyle is something that people see on the inside and out. We feel the warmth your smile gives off, and the joy your laugh brings. Overall, you are a sweet and caring person.

Key characteristics:

  • Supportive
  • Intriguing
  • Sporadic
  • Lovable
  • Musical
  • Enlightening
  • Euphoric

Medium Roast

Smooth and main-stream. You are the go-getter of your friend group. The vibe you give off is something of an adventurer or a sporadic, care-free spirit. Socializing and meeting new faces is something you strive in. Being the social butterfly makes you approachable and well-known amongst others. You care about your look so you stay up to date with the current styles. People love being around you all the time, which makes you humble for the life you live.

Key characteristics:

  • Ambitious
  • Funny
  • Outgoing
  • Structured
  • Practical
  • Spunky
  • Thoughtful
  • Relatable

Dark Roast

Bold and unique. With the darker roasts, you could go into two different paths; the hard-working business professional or the introverted, sleek hipster. You’re well organized, and structured with a serious attitude. You like challenging yourself. Your studies and excelling intellectually is what is most important to you. Being a realist, you are blunt with others. You are often seen as the dependable leader of your group. While you have a sturdy outside, theres always a soft inside.

Key characteristics:

  • Interesting
  • Wise
  • Serious
  • Independant
  • Studious
  • Mysterious
  • Strong-Willed


We can here the crickets chirping and the silence is deafening. Do you even drink coffee?

Key characteristics:

  • Boring
  • Why
  • Please
  • Stop
  • Love yourself, please

Photo by: Emily Berger

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