Posted on March 21, 2016

A Week In College As Told By Harry Potter


You wake up Monday morning and you’re not emotionally ready for school.

You roll out of bed and suddenly remember you have an assignment due in 20 minutes…

But you choose to stuff your face instead. Stress eating is real.

Tuesday just feels like a punch in the face.

The people in class are idiots,

and you can’t handle any more stupid questions.

Wednesdays are when reality sets in and you get your crap together. Sort of.

Your friends have their lives together and you’re over here like…

It’s okay, they’re just bragging.

It’s finally Thursday and you’re so close to the end of the week.


You’re barely holding on to your sanity,

And you don’t want to interact with anyone.

It’s Friday (finally), and you couldn’t be happier.

Just get through that last class and you’re a free elf!

The weekend is just beginning:

Saturday. The best day of the week is finally here, obvi.

Party hard, amiright?

But not too hard…don’t do anything you might regret.

It’s Sunday, or as we like to call it, “Pre-Monday” and the cycle starts over.

But then you remember: now that spring break is over, summer is almost here.

You can do this—we believe in you.

Photo courtesy of Pixabay

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